Delco Dime: Allie McCauslandThis weeks Delco Dime comes to us, again, from Penncrest. Sorry Delco Joe, but if you have some "Rich Bitch" from Springfield that is hotter than these felines, please share. Allie McCausland is a freshly 21 year old fox from Media who attends Albright College. Word on the curb is she works at a Chicago Grill named after a children card game. Don't know anything about this gal, but she sure is a dime. Rumor has it her sister is a babarino too.
Also, due to the inordinate amount of scum-bags posting malicious and fallacious rumors about the ladies on this site, we have disabled comments for the Dimes. It is for no one to say how a dime passed their interview to attain work, whether it be via phone or oral. The fact that you are taking the time to post on here at noon on a Thursday probably says that you do not have a job yourself, so hush. If you have some babe that deserves to be a dime more than who we choose, then share it with us. If not, just enjoy and shut your cake hole. Scumbag of the Week: Upper Darby JerkerSorry we are late on posting this scumbag, but Commissioner WoodChip and I were out all night chasing this bastard. After several failed attempts, one that resulted in WoodChip getting a cum shot to the face, we gave on the issue and hit up Gambols.
Be warned. There is some 50 year old fat man out there driving a Green Mini Van trying stroking his meat in front of random Upper Darby students. Click ‘here’ to read the full story. Delco Girl Uniform We soon will be turning the corner into spring weather, and that means Delco guys Delco-wide are switching over to their spring version of the Delco Tuxedo. This means lots of basketball shorts matched with either timberland boots or socks and Jordan slip-ons, topped off with a cut-off t-shirt showing enough side boob to stop traffic.
Delco Girls are very fond of the Snugg: Spandex, North Face, Uggs. It’s the perfect outfit for any occasion: drinking in someone’s basement, drinking at The Palace, or drinking at a Delco dive bar, Sunday through Wednesday. Thursday to Saturday require a different dress code. However, certain situations call for jeans, like when every pair of leggings is in the wash. A Delco girl’s north face gets more action than Andy Reid’s toilet. We fold our uggs down so the sheepskin fur accentuates our toned calf muscles that we target during our daily elliptical workouts. And a colored north face or uggs…what are you five? Our biggest worry is having a VPL (visible panty line) and we will do anything, including but not limited to going commando to prevent us from “hungry butt”, the epidemic of butts eating underwear. When it comes down to it, it’s the girl who defines the uggs, not the uggs who define the girl. XOXO Delco Girl Delco Bar of the Week: |
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