The Birds 2nd round pick was Jaiquawn Jarrett from Temple. Played high school ball in New York City. Played every single game his true freshman season at Temple, starting 6 games, and was a full-time starter in his last three seasons with the Owls. A hard hitting safety; dude fucks people up. Found myself thinking of B.Dawk while watching this video... -Gus
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J.RO-11 J.Roll showing off his luxury traveling apparel. His attitude is really irritating. Note: Rollins hasn't made an All-Star appearance since 2005 -Gus
The Donald I'm not registered to vote. I don't know much about politics, so why waste my vote on some dude that may be the wrong choice. The Donald is apparently running for president. He tried in 2000 with no success, and played with the idea in 2004 and 2008. He most likely won't make it in 2012 either, but he said 'fuckin' in a speech yesterday, and that's pretty cool. -Gus
Some Friday Humor This character, Dom Mazzetti, has a ton of videos out there on the web. He discusses everything from Finals, to Drunk Girls, to Meatheads, to Hipsters. His scripts are on point and hilarious. Dom is actually this dude Mike, who has a degree in film and television from NYU. His partner, Gian, is a Temple grad. They are both screenwriters from the derty jerz. Here are a few that I found funny, but visit their website for more. Special thanks to Krant for showing me these guys...
-Gus Delco Feels A DraftWith the first round of the 2011 NFL Draft out of the way and Eagles fans left pondering who the hell 26-year old Danny Watkins is, Delco has something to keep their eye on for the six rounds to come. Villanova standout John Dempsey is ranked in the top 30 D-backs for many scouts and is expected to get serious consideration from teams in the later rounds. John hails from beautiful Secane, PA and is a graduate of Cardinal O'Hara High School. At O'Hara, John was All-Catholic all 4 years, tallied 2,300 career rushing yards, and 27 touchdowns during his football career. At Villanova he recieve All-CAA honors in 2009 and 2010. All of this on top of his brilliant career at Holy Cross grade school (CROSS IS BOSS).
Fun Fact: Legend has it that after a night of heavy boozing and tomfoolery, Mr. Dempsey can still get his 40 time lower than his BAC. No matter how you look at it, this is a miraculous feat. Good Luck, John. -Buddy McWeiser Delco Dime: Ellie SalvittiThis week's Delco Dime is 5 foot 6 inches of natural beauty. Ellie Salvitti hails from Media, PA, and graduated from Penncrest High School. In a school full of slutty slampigs and pill poppin' poindexters, Ellie is a breath of fresh air. Enjoy.
The Marijuana Fairy Invades DelcoEither drug traffickers from the west coast are extremely stupid, or the marijuana fairy has taken a liking to Upper Darby residents.
Delco Times - Another unexpected 5-pound delivery of marijuana has been left at the front door of a township resident, according to police. The package, shipped by the U.S. Postal Service, was left at a home on the first block of South Keystone Street, which is located just behind the Upper Darby police station. The resident reportedly told police she did not recognize the Arizona return address on the box, but she opened it anyway because she was expecting a delivery from Babies-R-Us. The woman immediately called police upon seeing the contents, reports said. Inside the box, the drugs were wrapped in multiple layers of plastic, which were dipped in oil and vinegar to mask the pot's pungent aroma, and the wrapping was secured using blue painters tap, police said. Police reports described the drugs as high-grade marijuana with a street value of about $22,000. Last week, an elderly couple on the first block of Heather Road called police after a 5-pound brick of marijuana was shipped to their home via UPS . That package also listed a return address in Arizona, which police determined did not exist. What are these people thinking? Calling the police when the marijuana fairy comes by and rewards all your good deeds with 22k of the stickiest of the icky? Upper Darby, I expected better from you... -Buddy McWeiser City SceneTONIGHT!Get your ass to the DAY OF THE DUBSTEP featuring the grooviest sons of bitches in town. THE DAY OF THE DUBSTEP Thursday, April 28th * 5pm to 9:30pm @ Lodge 215 (117 West Girard Ave) ALL AGES | FREE * 9:30pm to 2am @ Medusa (27 S 21st St) 21+ | FREE * 1am to 5am DAWN OF THE DUBSTEP @ Secret Warehouse Location ALL AGES | FREE w/ BHB, AARON RUXBIN, SHANE SIXTEN, QI COMMAND, DJ SEGA, SCHMOHAWK, SUGA SHAY, Dr. EW, KID QUEASY, and more special guests Fooled By George On a warm Thursday morning, you roll over in your single bed, clutching your body pillow as you lie alone, with only your thoughts as a companion. You keep your eyes closed, as you know that once you open them, you’ll go right for your cell phone to check the time and see that you only have an estimated 4 minutes before that bastard alarm goes off to signal the start of a new day. Your life has indeed become one constant, repetitive symbol of the mundane. You frown. The changing of the seasons is paired with minimal blanket coverage for comfort, so as you let a morning fart go, the stench, not to mention the sound, is enough to get you out of bed. Let’s start this day.
The traffic going to work sucks, causing you to be a bit behind schedule when you arrive. Your email box is jam-packed and the phone is ringing off the hook. Looking out the window, you think about scaling the stairs to the top floor and walking off. But you cool your jets. You take a bathroom break and realize that it’s only 8:25 and you’re already sitting on the john. I know where this day is going. Seconds turn to minutes, and minutes to hours, as you’re taking it pretty hard from the man. And you better believe that it’s an all day type thing. Work for an hour, hit the can. Work for an hour, hit the can. Probably, shouldn’t have had that third helping of sauerkraut last night. But, cmon. Mom overcooked. Your eyes are fixated on the clock until it is finally time to leave. Pack up, log off, quickly scratch your beans, and you’re off. Traffic on the way home sucks equally as much as it did on the way in. The radio isn’t playing anything great, and it seems like every time you turn to another station, the end of a great tune is firing through the speakers. Goddamn. I really could have used ALL of Strange Magic by ELO right now. And to make matters worse, you have to go to the fucking gym. The gym blows. And you know that it’s going to be riddled with a bunch of overly tan, overly juiced, tattooed d-bags spending 3 hours working on their pecks and who you’re certain are only doing so because it gets them top billing in a gay porno. You finish and exit to drive home, as it begins raining cats and dogs right as you walk outside. Man, this day is really giving it to me, here. Click "Read More" Below Scumbag of the Week: Kevin Michael Cox This fine-looking scumbag stole a whopping $314 dollars. How you may ask? By threatening to stab cashiers with an HIV infected a needle. Let’s be honest, this dude looks like a heroin addict, and most likely, he has the HIV. Sure I don’t wear condoms, but when some heroin cracked out mother fucker comes up to me and says he has a needle full of the HIV, you better believe I am going to play it safe and give him $200 in the cash register. Who the fuck robs a bathing suit store and a salon, anyway? He got 20 years for this shit. I hope the $314 was worth it. Rumor has it; he is a ginger who died his hair black (I hate gingers, and I also hate people who pierce their lips/chin…fucking loser). Click this link to read the full article.
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