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Delco Dime: Rebekah Ettien
This week's Delco Dime is Rebekah Ettien. You may recognize her from tending bar at The Deck or Brownies 23 East. She comes to us from Media, and is a graduate of the prestigious Harcum College in Bryn Mawr, as well as the world renowned Penncrest High School. I don't know what it is with all these dimes coming out of Media and Penncrest, but they are definitely setting a high standard for the rest of Delco. These Media women stroll State Street, booty dropping at Jocelyn's while getting beer bathed by Strath Haven trash (J.D.), and look good doing it. As for Becky, she's a cool chick. Throw her a couple tips at the bar and she'll be sure to hook you up with some free drinks. Her hobbies include back country skiing and photography. Be on the lookout for her, and fellow Delco Dime Tina, working McFaddens at the Ballpark this summer for all Phillies games.
Delco Dime: Chantal Guzman
As I sit at my computer, drinking an ice cole LandShark, watching with amusement as "The U" drama unfolds on my beautiful 42" flat screen television set, I come across a babe that has been emailed to me as a "recommended dime." The text states something along the lines of "This is my friend Chantal Guzman. She blows away all of your other dimes you need to put her on your site." Whoa, whoa, whoa, bitch! My dimes are top of the line... cute face, lil' waste, with a big behind. None-the-less, I am intrigued. The name alone is enough for any man to shut his curtains and lock his bedroom door in preparation of some "me time". So I give her facebook link a click. Jesus Wine-Chugging, Cock-Smoking, Bastard-Child Christ. She wasn't lying. In my opinion this babe shoots to the top of the leader board, and without knowing a blessed thing about her. Well, that's not entirely true. from her pictures I can tell she enjoys wearing bathing suites, drinking out of cocoanuts, and is an avid fan of the Phightin's. Do you need anymore reason to love a broad? I thought not. Chantal, speaking for the men of planet Earth, I love you, and keep up the good work.
- Dr. Funkenstein
- Dr. Funkenstein
Delco Dime: Andrea
This week’s Dime is Miss Andrea from Aston, PA. A Sun Valley grad, she can currently be found working at the Riverstone in Exton, PA, which is a pretty classy place, so we can only assume she is a pretty classy girl.
Delco Dime: Liza Haury
Liza Haury, an up and coming sophomore at UNC Charlotte recently transferred from Gettysburg. She graduated from Strath Haven High School in 2010. Liza hails from Swarthmore, Pennsylvania, home of tree-huggin', armpit-hairin', butterfly catchin', devil's lettuce smokin' hippies. You are guaranteed to find Liza with a Natty Smooth in one hand and a freshly packed bowl in the other. Late night she is known to treat the party to aBlue Ribbon Special at Tom Jones. Luckily for all you men out there, Liza is currently single, well, her boyfriend in Charlotte obviously doesn't count when she's back in Delco for summer break. You can catch a glimpse of her roaming the boardwalk of Ocean City, NJ at times, as she has yet to try a 302 or stop by the OD for a no shower happy hour. But her time will come...her time will come.
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Delco Dime: Donna "The Train" Ferry
This week's Delco Dime is none other than Donna "The Train" Ferry. This bombshell is a member of The Philadelphia Passion, a team in the Lingerie Football League for those of you unfamiliar with them. She is an All Fantasy Center and Defensive Linemen. Can you imagine lining up across from her? I would shit and jizz in my pants simultaneously. Donna is 5'3" weighing in at 125 lbs and is a 24 year old Ridley product rocking a heavy D cup. She runs a 4.2 40, bench presses 225 lbs 47 times, and squats upwards of 985 lbs. In her first 2 games this season, The Train has recorded 4 solo tackles, 17 pancakes, and has made 8 referees leave the game because of premature ejaculation. She is leading the league in all categories. Delco is proud to call you one of it's own, Train.
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Delco Dime: Jaclyn Burday
This weeks Dime is an Aston resident and proud alumni of Sun Valley High School. Jaclyn is a former shot girl at the esteemed Mezzanine in State College, Pennsylvania, and is currently a student at PSU. The ladies occupying her apartment call themselves "Sister Wives", in all probability because of their love of wang, and apparently the same wang. (The term "Sister Wives" comes from the show Big Love, where numerous females fight over Bill Paxton's johnson.) You can come buy this freshly 21 year old a shot and a beer at Barnaby's in Aston, where she will be frequenting this summer, getting sloppy as usual.
-Dr. Funkenstein
-Dr. Funkenstein
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Delco Dime: Jenna Gardner
This week's Delco Dime is a Cardinal O'Hara graduate from beautiful Morton, PA. Yes, Morton. The town named after Sketchley Morton, son of John Morton, signer of the Declaration of Independence and the delegate who cast the deciding vote in favor of American Independence. Hailing from this town usually makes you an overly patriotic, chain-smoking whore that will be impregnated and or infested with the HIV by 22. Not this beauty. She is a smoking hot senior at Millersville University, and by all accounts, still disease free. Jenna is off the market at the moment, but that's not going to stop us from creeping.
Dr. Funkenstein
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Delco Dime: Ellie Salvitti
This week's Delco Dime is 5 foot 6 inches of natural beauty. Ellie Salvitti hails from Media, PA, and graduated from Penncrest High School. In a school full of slutty slampigs and pill poppin' poindexters, Ellie is a breath of fresh air. Enjoy!
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Delco Dime: Meghan Gardler
This week's Delco Dime is a 2006 graduate of Cardinal O'Hara and national champion basketball player from the University of Connecticut. In the 2008-09 season, Gards tallied 2.0 points per game along with 3.3 rebounds. She isn't a Declo Dime for her handle, she's a Delco Dime because she looks good doing it.
Rumor has it that Meghan was offered an intern position with ESPN in Bristol, CT. Instead of rubbing shoulders with hotties Jenn Brown and Erin Andrews, Gardler took her talents to Sea Isle for the summer working at Uncle Oogies. If you happen to be in Sea Isle this summer, head over to the O.D. or LaCosta; chances are you'll find Meghan with a drink in hand and a P-Funk between her fingers.
Rumor has it that Meghan was offered an intern position with ESPN in Bristol, CT. Instead of rubbing shoulders with hotties Jenn Brown and Erin Andrews, Gardler took her talents to Sea Isle for the summer working at Uncle Oogies. If you happen to be in Sea Isle this summer, head over to the O.D. or LaCosta; chances are you'll find Meghan with a drink in hand and a P-Funk between her fingers.
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Delco Dime: Bell Sisters
You guys like cheerleaders? Yeah, I think they are kind of
pointless and stupid, too. However, the Eagles cheerleaders are never
hard to
look at, and it just so happens that 3 of the Eagles Cheerleaders are
sisters,
and even more amazing than that, is the fact that these three sisters
are from…DELCO. (It should be noted at this point that one of them is no longer a cheerleader. Had to get a real job eventually.) Turns out Media isn’t just a place to bring
some lass you have been trying to stick it in the last 2 weeks, but it
is also home to
these three dimes. So the next time you’re
watching an Eagles game, and they put the camera on the cheerleaders
instead of
keeping it on the game, don’t get too upset. Just point at the girls and
tell your bros, "Yo, that girl is from DelCo."
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Delco Dime: Lauren Young
What is one of the main things that makes DELCO better than Philly? The women of course. Don’t get me wrong. I am a diehard Philly sports fan and even a fan of the city, but when you see some of the things they let roam around at Citizens Bank Park, you can’t help to wonder if you got off the wrong exit and ended up at the zoo. The first DELCO Dime is awarded to this beauty: Lauren Young. If you need more of reason than this picture of why she got this award, you are probably a fag, but lucky for you there is a YouTube video so you can double-check your gayness. If you disagree with me after you watch that, then the likelihood of you sucking more dick than Katie Morgan, my favorite porn star, is fairly high.
Lauren is a Ridley High School Grad/smoke-show, who has sadly taken her talents to NYC to pursue a career in modeling, which is going very well. Recently, she was feature on the cover of Jacques magazine. I, also, suggest you check out her blog, there are some pictures on there that won’t disappoint (meaning she is pretty much naked). Besides just posing in magazines, the girl also looks amazing on video, which is great news for me because it is pretty much the only way I get off any more. Lauren, if your ever back in town, drop us a line, and never stop posing, at least for the next 15 years.
Lauren is a Ridley High School Grad/smoke-show, who has sadly taken her talents to NYC to pursue a career in modeling, which is going very well. Recently, she was feature on the cover of Jacques magazine. I, also, suggest you check out her blog, there are some pictures on there that won’t disappoint (meaning she is pretty much naked). Besides just posing in magazines, the girl also looks amazing on video, which is great news for me because it is pretty much the only way I get off any more. Lauren, if your ever back in town, drop us a line, and never stop posing, at least for the next 15 years.
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