Darby: The Gateway to the Suburbs
Apparently Darby, Pennsylvania is such a heap of shit, somebody had to take it upon themselves to make a documentary depicting to the world it's wretched underbelly. The films Myspace page, yes it has a Myspace page, states "two film makers take on one soap opera of a town." No soap opera in the history of television would broadcast the activities that take place in this shit hole. The place is swarming with disease ridden, needle craving, jobless incest enthusiasts. The last time I took a dip in the Darby Creek I had to go get a rapid AIDS test, just to be safe. I'm sure this film is littered with absolutely hilarious commentary about how wonderful of a place Darby used to be and just how much of a monstrous piece of garbage it has become, but I don't see myself wasting 165 minutes of my time on it any time soon.
-Buddy McWeiser