Delco Breast Feeding
A Delco woman is a busy woman. Efficiency is key when you need to get your hair died, your nails did, pick up a new sun dress at Marshall's, grab a pack of Parliament Lights, and purchase a bottle of Captain Morgan Parrot Bay. All this while lugging her bastard child around because she has no idea who the father is and her parents disowned her when the child came out half eggplant(see Delco Dictionary). So when the baby needs its funbag milkshake, a Delco girl's gotta think on her feet. We salute this dime for showing all the women of Delco an innovative technique for feeding on the fly.
-Buddy McWeiser
-Buddy McWeiser