Why Delco Girls love Chase Utley
With less than a month until Opening Day 2012 thoughts of tailgating, dizzy bat, and falling victim to Delco guys pickup lines while watching the game on Ashburn Alley are on all Delco girl’s minds.
It’s no mystery that every Delco girl (and some guys) love them some Chase Utley. He is one of the only ambidextrous 34 year olds that can get away with slicked back hair (and rumor has it, it’s with his own home brew gel of his man juice). Chase Utley’s pro status is nothing new. Harry Kalas was on the ball back in 2006 when in a game versus Atlanta he summed it all up the best saying, “Chase Utley, you are the man”.
Chase Utley is the man because his biggest responsibility in the infield is protecting his family jewels. After all, baseball is a sport where bat size matters, and you can get a home run without any foreplay. And although he plays second base, he would have no issue getting a home run with any Delco girl, even before last call on a Friday night.
It’s no mystery that Delco girls like baseball for the same reason Michael Jackson did, you get to see some balls. We all know that the best place to watch a game is in the outfield to get a good view of the team’s best assets. I mean, even Uggla copped a feel at the 2008 MLB All-Star game, but who can blame him.
When it comes down to it, a baseball game is the only place you can order nuts and eat them too.
XOXO
Delco Girl
It’s no mystery that every Delco girl (and some guys) love them some Chase Utley. He is one of the only ambidextrous 34 year olds that can get away with slicked back hair (and rumor has it, it’s with his own home brew gel of his man juice). Chase Utley’s pro status is nothing new. Harry Kalas was on the ball back in 2006 when in a game versus Atlanta he summed it all up the best saying, “Chase Utley, you are the man”.
Chase Utley is the man because his biggest responsibility in the infield is protecting his family jewels. After all, baseball is a sport where bat size matters, and you can get a home run without any foreplay. And although he plays second base, he would have no issue getting a home run with any Delco girl, even before last call on a Friday night.
It’s no mystery that Delco girls like baseball for the same reason Michael Jackson did, you get to see some balls. We all know that the best place to watch a game is in the outfield to get a good view of the team’s best assets. I mean, even Uggla copped a feel at the 2008 MLB All-Star game, but who can blame him.
When it comes down to it, a baseball game is the only place you can order nuts and eat them too.
XOXO
Delco Girl