Scumbag of the Week: Teri Mezzatesta
This week’s scumbag is not getting the award because she let her son and his friend smoke some pot. She is not getting it because she got her son’s 15 year old friend drunk. She isn’t really even getting it because she had sex with that same 15 year old boy. Nope, the main reason she is getting this award is because she is a beast of a woman.
Let’s be honest, if Teri Mezzatesta was a hot piece of ass worthy of a Delco Dime nominee, we would be giving this 15 year old high fives and fist bumps. But Teri isn’t a Dime. She is a chunky, middle-aged, pale, Upper Chi woman, who has a craving for younger boys.
November 15th - Teri’s son and his friend smoke some weed then eat some dinner. Soon after, Teri’s son passes out. Teri drives to the local tavern, probably the Thirsty Bulldog, to buy some margarita coolers. The white trash event of porch drinking then occurs followed by a little kissing on the couch. Teri then said and I quote, “Can I suck your little, tiny 15 year old dick?” which created one of the most pivotal moments in this young man’s life. He could choose to turn this repulsive woman down and lose his virginity at a later point to a young gal in the backseat of his mom’s minivan, or bang this wildebeest and have the students of Chichester High look at him funny for the rest of his life. Being young, and not fully understanding the effects of alcohol, the young lad picked the BJ followed by a trip to Pound Town. Sadly, the boy didn’t get to finish because Teri’s son rudely interrupts the experience with a right hook to his friend’s face.
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Let’s be honest, if Teri Mezzatesta was a hot piece of ass worthy of a Delco Dime nominee, we would be giving this 15 year old high fives and fist bumps. But Teri isn’t a Dime. She is a chunky, middle-aged, pale, Upper Chi woman, who has a craving for younger boys.
November 15th - Teri’s son and his friend smoke some weed then eat some dinner. Soon after, Teri’s son passes out. Teri drives to the local tavern, probably the Thirsty Bulldog, to buy some margarita coolers. The white trash event of porch drinking then occurs followed by a little kissing on the couch. Teri then said and I quote, “Can I suck your little, tiny 15 year old dick?” which created one of the most pivotal moments in this young man’s life. He could choose to turn this repulsive woman down and lose his virginity at a later point to a young gal in the backseat of his mom’s minivan, or bang this wildebeest and have the students of Chichester High look at him funny for the rest of his life. Being young, and not fully understanding the effects of alcohol, the young lad picked the BJ followed by a trip to Pound Town. Sadly, the boy didn’t get to finish because Teri’s son rudely interrupts the experience with a right hook to his friend’s face.
Click here to read the full article.