Scumbag of the Week: Leron Magiler
His name is Leron Magiler, and he is a real son of a bitch.
Claiming he had terminal cancer and only months to live, a 34-year-old Haverford township man managed to scam co-workers, friends and others out of approximately $11,000, police said.
Leron Magilner, who worked at the Wooden Indian Smoke Shop on South Eagle Road, is now behind bars charged with theft. He allegedly claimed to have concocted the scheme to get “emotional, moral and financial support” from friends. (full article here)
If your a believer in Karma, you have to believe that this cumstain is gonna get what's coming to him while behind bars. My hope is that a few gentlemen by the names of Jamal and “Big Ray” fancy the fat fuck and show him their version of “Thomas the Tank Engine.”Jamal, of course, is a carrier of the HIV virus and “Big Ray”, well, he has that name for a few reasons.
Leron, which is a spook name if I've ever heard one, good luck to you my friend. My guess is you're going to need it. By the looks of you, I'd say your only a few more microwavable Chicken Pot Pie's away from an actual terminal diagnosis, and I'll be first in line at your next benefit...to kick you square in the dick. Your little, fat, dick.
-Dr. Funkenstein