Delco Dime: Chantal Guzman
As I sit at my computer, drinking an ice cold LandShark, watching with amusement as "The U" drama unfolds on my beautiful 42" flat screen television set, I come across a babe that has been emailed to me as a "recommended dime." The text states something along the lines of "This is my friend Chantal Guzman. She blows away all of your other dimes you need to put her on your site." Whoa, whoa, whoa, bitch! My dimes are top of the line... cute face, lil' waste, with a big behind. Nonetheless, I am intrigued. The name alone is enough for any man to shut his curtains and lock his bedroom door in preparation of some "me time". So I give her facebook link a click. Jesus Cock-Smoking Christ. She wasn't lying. In my opinion this babe shoots to the top of the leader board, and without knowing a blessed thing about her. Well, that's not entirely true. From her pictures I can tell she enjoys wearing bathing suites, drinking out of cocoanuts, and is an avid fan of the Phightin's. Do you need anymore reason to love a broad? I thought not. Chantal, speaking for the men of planet Earth, I love you, and keep up the good work.
- Dr. Funkenstein
- Dr. Funkenstein