Bar of the Week: Dino's
Dino’s, aka D-Block, formerly Julies, is Delco’s best kept secret. Well, it’s really not a secret at all. In fact, everyone loves to hate Dino’s, until they go there. Dino’s turns haters into believers, one alcoholic at a time.
Conveniently located on South MacDade Boulevard in the heart of Glenolden (next to a middle school I might add), Dino’s Bar is the foundation for this blue collar town. For the past four years, this establishment has been the catalysts for millions of smiles, hundreds of thousands of heaters smoked, tens of thousands of blackouts, thousands of boners, twice as many hard nipples, and hundreds of… fuck I ran out ideas. From birthday blowouts to graduation bashes, from nights out on the town to the night you drank your divorce away, Dino’s is there to serve your every need. (FYI, the 4th Anniversary bash is this Saturday)
Some days they have food, others they don’t. Some days there are loads of chicks, other days its one giant sausage feast. One thing they do have, its good beer at cheap prices. Armed with flat screens and enough bar stools to please thousands of homos, Dino’s is an ideal place to watch any sporting event. Locals have been known to congregate there for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Point is, there isn’t a blind spot in the place.
Bored watching TV? Throw some darts at your own risk. Don’t like darts? There is a world-class shuffleboard table by the restrooms, minus the sand. On your way to the shuffleboard, stop by the pool table, there might be plastic cups in the pockets for free games (locals secret). Gotta take a shit? The bathrooms have just been renovated. If your lazy ass doesn’t want to get up, there are three MegaTouch video game consoles for you to enjoy. On a side note, don’t even attempt to break the record to PhotoHunt, you got no shot. That shit is ridiculous. Oh yeah, there is even Shuffle Board Bowling.
Dino’s is an everyday and every night kinda bar; perfect for a beer before, during and after work. It’s even ideal for a dance party on Friday or Saturday nights. If you are lucky, you can find your’s truly on the 1’s and 2’s rocking “Club” Dino’s all night long. They even have disco lights. I know what you’re thinking, “is this place real?”
You better fucking believe this place is real. If you haven’t been there, add it to your bucket list. I know it’s on mine another 20,000 times. Get Some!
State: Dino’s
Capital: Blackout City
Location: 110 S MacDade Blvrd, Glenolden, PA
Prices: Low
ATM: Yes
Atmosphere: Smokey
Activities: Pool, Darts, MegaTouch, Shuffleboard, Jersey Turn-Piking
Food: Sometimes
Specials: Always
- DJ Skeet Skeet