Yeadon Hit & Run
As per usual, the car was dumped on a corner in West Philly. Police are now looking for Alisha ... wait no ... William. Hold on... Ok, police are looking for Wallaisha Rankins of Upper Darby, who was apparently the driver.
-Gus
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Yeadon Hit & RunA women exits 7-Eleven and gets into her car. She is ecstatic to scarf down the 8 Chicken Taquitos she just purchased and wash it down with a Big Gulp of orange soda. Her passenger already has her first Newport 100 lit and they are ready to hit the road back to the Yeadon stoop they came from. While backing out of the parking lot, she can't help but stuff her face with the first taquito. What is this? BEEF?? It said Chicken, and its cold! The irate woman decides that this is the last time the Ethiopian cashier fools her. Fuck this. She guns her Dodge Caliber in the direction of the Ethiopian, Gejeta Ejeta. She jumps the curb and drills him in the left hip, lunging him through the front window of the store. The passenger, Newport in hand, casually exits the car without a glance at Gejeta, and walks away. Gejeta was just ending a 14 hour shift at a shitty 7-eleven. A day filled of spilled Slurpee's, Lotto tickets, running out of Swisher Sweets, and cleaning shit off the toilet seats, he couldn't have been surprised when a disgruntled patron ran him over going 75mph. When asked how he felt about the incident, he simply said, "Hey, its part of the job."
As per usual, the car was dumped on a corner in West Philly. Police are now looking for Alisha ... wait no ... William. Hold on... Ok, police are looking for Wallaisha Rankins of Upper Darby, who was apparently the driver. -Gus
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The Swaze
6/25/2011 08:13:24 am
dear Gus,
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