A Genius from Clifton
Kane sentenced Groce to 11 ½ to 23 months on work-release. He is being held in the Curran-Fromhold Correctional Facility until his work release is approved by prison officials.
Let me just start off by saying Clifton Heights does not produce the sharpest tools in the shed, and arguably could be the dumbest/scummiest town in Delco, but they are proud of it. That being said, this Guy is a fucking genius and is far ahead of the curve of the average Clifton man. (The following is only an opinion of the events that could have took place, and is in no way ) Patrick Groce weighed his options. He knew that beating up a Gay man could get him up to 10 years in prison; therefore, he devised a plan, a genius plan, one that should go into every Scumbag of Delco’s playbook. After whooping the gay man’s ass, he immediately laid low for about a year drinking at the local dive bar at the time, Gary’s Den. I am sure many of his friends at Gary’s advised him to move out of Clifton, but Groce is smarter than fucking Einstein, and he knew that moving out of Clifton was a dumb move. He then, at age 20, came up with the best part of his plan; he knew he would eventually get caught for a DUI as all the residents of Clifton eventually do. At which point, he knew he would be put back on trial for gay bashing, so Groce thought of the only logical thing that crossed his brilliant mind; he got married and started a family. You might be wondering, “How the fuck is that brilliant? This guy should be moving to Montgomery County with the rest of the scumbags.” Well Groce planned this out to perfection, he got married, had some kids waited till they were the right age and needed his support. Then one faithful day, he decided it was time to face his demons. He went to the Bungalow, drank 20 shots of Jack and drove down Baltimore Pike until he was pulled over. He was heavily rewarded for his intelligent plan by only receiving 11 ½ to 23 months on work-release, which means he goes to jail on the weekends. This sentence is much lower than his gay bashing partner who received 9 years 17 years ago.
Overall, Groce is probably a kind caring man who did that Gay guy a favor; let’s be honest, nowadays people are killed in Clifton for being gay. I wouldn’t be surprised that while Groce was kicking Regan’s face in, he was also screaming “Go to Arizona where you will be safe sucking as many dicks as you want.”
*Let it be noted that I have no problem against the Gay community, but the people of Clifton do.
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-Mr. Delco