Donald Duck: Pervert On The Loose
Delco Times - A federal judge Thursday signed an order dismissing the lawsuit filed by an Upper Darby woman who claimed Donald Duck groped her breast during a 2008 trip to Epcot.
April Magolon claimed the incident occurred in May 2008 while she was vacationing at Epcot Center with her fiancé and young children. Magolon alleged that when she approached Donald Duck for an autograph, he grabbed her breast and molested her, according to the lawsuit. [full story]
This beloved cartoon duck needs to be stopped. Donald has been groping innocent female tourists, causing incalculable emotional distress, and Johnny Law is turning a blind eye to it. Just look at the photo above. Yes, Christina's tits are fabulous, but how many women are we going to allow Donald to abuse before we take a stand?
For too long our government has allowed Disney characters get away with living lives of crime. We've accepted Aladdin's thievish ways, Dumbo's lack of respect for no-fly zones, Jack Sparrow's life as a swashbuckling pirate, and we all know Geppetto's history of child molestation. And now this travesty. Donald, you son of a bitch, your time will come!
-Dr. Funkenstein
April Magolon claimed the incident occurred in May 2008 while she was vacationing at Epcot Center with her fiancé and young children. Magolon alleged that when she approached Donald Duck for an autograph, he grabbed her breast and molested her, according to the lawsuit. [full story]
This beloved cartoon duck needs to be stopped. Donald has been groping innocent female tourists, causing incalculable emotional distress, and Johnny Law is turning a blind eye to it. Just look at the photo above. Yes, Christina's tits are fabulous, but how many women are we going to allow Donald to abuse before we take a stand?
For too long our government has allowed Disney characters get away with living lives of crime. We've accepted Aladdin's thievish ways, Dumbo's lack of respect for no-fly zones, Jack Sparrow's life as a swashbuckling pirate, and we all know Geppetto's history of child molestation. And now this travesty. Donald, you son of a bitch, your time will come!
-Dr. Funkenstein