Delco Dime: Jaclyn Burday
This weeks Dime is an Aston resident and proud alumni of Sun Valley High School. Jaclyn is a former shot girl at the esteemed Mezzanine in State College, Pennsylvania, and is currently a student at PSU. The ladies occupying her apartment call themselves "Sister Wives", in all probability because of their love of wang, and apparently the same wang. (The term "Sister Wives" comes from the show Big Love, where numerous females fight over Bill Paxton's johnson.) You can come buy this freshly 21 year old a shot and a beer at Barnaby's in Aston, where she will be frequenting this summer, getting sloppy as usual.
-Dr. Funkenstein
-Dr. Funkenstein