We Need Your Help
Gus, Bunny, Dr. FrankinFuck, and myself have come to the realization that we have problem. Our problem is not the fact that we drink too much or do too many drugs because that is simply not true. Our problem is more the fact that writing these stories has gotten in the way of our drinking/drug use. Sure, we could stop drinking and make time to write more stories, but then the stories will eventually run out, and we would be no better than those hipsters you see at Starbucks blogging about how it felt when their dog got hit by that Septa bus on the Main Line. Therefore, we need your help. If you generous people of Delco would be so kind to send us your Delco related to stories to [email protected], we would truly appreciate it and maybe even enjoy it. We will keep your email address and your name secret. In fact, we don’t even need your name; just give us some fake name, and we will publish your story under that (Gus is the only person who likes using his real name, and it’s fucking weird).
-Mr. Delco