Delco Dime: Jenna Gardner
This week's Delco Dime is a Cardinal O'Hara graduate from beautiful Morton, PA. Yes, Morton. The town named after Sketchley Morton, son of John Morton, signer of the Declaration of Independence and the delegate who cast the deciding vote in favor of American Independence. Hailing from this town usually makes you an overly patriotic, chain-smoking whore that will be impregnated and or infested with the HIV by 22. Not this beauty. She is a smoking hot senior at Millersville University, and by all accounts, still disease free. Jenna is off the market at the moment, but that's not going to stop us from creeping.
Dr. Funkenstein